Time is dumb. The older I get, the dumber it gets.

See, I first met Abbie and her sister Hannah when they were around Lilia’s current age, running around Camp Tecumseh with the rest of the Camp Kids. I had the privilege of watching them grow up, but because time is dumb, the mental image I have of them is frozen. They’re perpetually the giggling teenagers I knew them as a decade ago instead of the happy, successful, wonderful women they’ve become, replete with beautiful families and beautiful children (and hooooly smokes do they make some cute kids). 

It was a mind warp when Kayla and I shot Hannah’s wedding back in 2019, and because time is still dumb (it’s definitely not a me problem. It’s definitely a time problem), it was a mind warp again when it was Abbie’s time to celebrate. 

Ok, enough “Back in my day”  Old-Man-Mike. Because Abbie’s day was freaking awesome. Let’s get into it.